3words January 3/30

Today’s 3words are: WORSE, FRIEND, PANT.

And my ongoing story is…

 

“You driving?”

I leaned against the bar. “What?”

Phil grinned. “Sorry, mate. Thought you said OJ.” He rolled his eyes and nudged my shoulder, like it was the funniest thing ever.

“I did.”

He shook his head. “We best check your manhood with the barmaid.”

“You can’t call her that.”

“Who? Sal? She’s heard WORSE.” He leaned toward me. “Heck, I called her worse in the gents boxing day.” He laughed as she approached. “Beer for me, love, and an OJ for my gay FRIEND.”

I stood up straight. “Phil, you can’t-”

“Keep your PANTies on,” he said, cracking up.

 

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