Today’s 3words are: ASSUME, MOCK, STRAIGHT.
And my ongoing story is…
I met Phil down the pub for the FA Cup football.
He leaned in and MOCK-whispered, “Didn’t the boss rip you a new one?”
He said it loud enough for anyone in the bar to hear. Not that they were interested.
I nodded and smiled. “He set me STRAIGHT.”
“Straight to the bar,” Phil guffawed, signaling the barman. “Two beers?”
“One beer,” I said.
“Not again,” Phil snapped, turning. “I thought you said-”
“No, you ASSUMEd. I’m here for the footy, but I’m off the booze till February. If not beyond.” I nodded to the barman. “Bottled water, please? Cheers.”